{"id":10126,"date":"2024-04-01T10:15:22","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T10:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?p=10126"},"modified":"2024-04-01T11:50:40","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T11:50:40","slug":"fable-moderne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?p=10126","title":{"rendered":"Zoologie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Mes connaissances en zoologie sont tr\u00e8s modestes mais je m&#8217;honore malgr\u00e9 tout de poss\u00e9der quelques compr\u00e9hensions animali\u00e8res<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>L&#8217;ours, le tigre et le petit cochon.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" data-attachment-id=\"10123\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?attachment_id=10123\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?fit=770%2C770&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"770,770\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"_ESD7822\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?fit=584%2C584&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?resize=584%2C584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?resize=650%2C650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7822.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>L&#8217;ours<\/strong> est un animal souvent mal lun\u00e9, grognon car pendant son sommeil, le monde a tellement \u00e9volu\u00e9 qu&#8217;il ne le reconna\u00eet plus \u00e0 son r\u00e9veil. Il appr\u00e9cie d&#8217;\u00eatre reconnu comme le plus grand et le plus m\u00e9chant animal \u00e0 fourrure de son territoire. Il aime particuli\u00e8rement le bon miel, le bon saumon et n&#8217;h\u00e9site pas pour se les approprier \u00e0 sortir de son territoire et voler impun\u00e9ment ceux de ses voisins. Pr\u00e9somptueux, fort de sa puissance, il m\u00e9prise les autres animaux. Il n&#8217;a pas vraiment d&#8217;amis proches. Il c\u00f4toie les autres mamif\u00e8res avec un visage impassible derri\u00e8re lequel il cache son agressivit\u00e9 et ses insatisfactions. L&#8217;ours n&#8217;aime pas qu&#8217;on lui tienne t\u00eate et la moindre contestation de son pouvoir le met dans une rage folle. Impr\u00e9visible, de sa patte fourr\u00e9e aux longues griffes, il peut tout autant caresser et soudainement arracher des chairs avec d\u00e9lectation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" data-attachment-id=\"10125\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?attachment_id=10125\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?fit=770%2C770&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"770,770\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"_ESD7821\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?fit=584%2C584&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?resize=584%2C584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?resize=650%2C650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7821.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>Le tigre<\/strong> est un bel animal qui ressemble \u00e0 un gros chat plein de rayures. De loin, sa silhouette est majestueuse. De pr\u00e8s, comme tous les carnivores, il sent horriblement mauvais (mais \u00e7a, c&#8217;est strictement subjectif). Le tigre a une d\u00e9marche lente et assur\u00e9e. Toute l&#8217;attitude d&#8217;un animal confiant, qui sait attendre le bon moment pour fondre sur sa proie. La patience, le silence sont ses r\u00e8gles de chasse. Il attire \u00e0 lui par sa sympathie d\u00e9bonnaire. Il parcourt son fief discr\u00e8tement et chaque jour sans le crier au quatres coins de la jungle, en prolonge un peu plus les limites en urinant sur un tronc de palmier, au pied d&#8217;un rocher. Bref arrose d&#8217;un petit jet, tout nouveau territoire convoit\u00e9. Sa souverainet\u00e9 est parfois contest\u00e9e, mais en bon chasseur \u00e0 l&#8217;afff\u00fbt qu&#8217;il est, sa pers\u00e9v\u00e9rance finit toujours par \u00eatre r\u00e9compens\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" data-attachment-id=\"10124\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?attachment_id=10124\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?fit=770%2C770&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"770,770\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"_ESD7825\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?fit=584%2C584&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?resize=584%2C584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?resize=650%2C650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.humericbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ESD7825.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>Le petit cochon<\/strong>, on le conna\u00eet tous depuis notre enfance. Il est tout rose, tout gentil. Il marche souvent sur deux pattes et porte une culotte avec de gros boutons. Il a nourri avec ses histoires, ses aventures, notre vie de bambin braillard. Ce que j&#8217;ai retenu de la vie du petit cochon, c&#8217;est sa propension \u00e0 savoir se prot\u00e9ger des autres. Carnivores, rapaces et autres b\u00eates tr\u00e8s d\u00e9termin\u00e9es comme le loup. Il \u00e9rige autour de lui un v\u00e9ritable mur de d\u00e9fense. Personne ne rentre et personne ne sort de sa maison construite en dur, avec beaucoup d&#8217;acier. Souvent ridiculis\u00e9 par ses amis de la ferme et de la for\u00eat, il a d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 une grande aigreur qui se traduit aujourd&#8217;hui par une animosit\u00e9 envers tous ceux qui ne partagent pas sa bauge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">De cela, sans aucun doute <strong>Jean De La Fontaine <\/strong>en aurait \u00e9crit une fable et tir\u00e9 une morale universelle aux petits oignons. Je reste plus modeste et je me demande simplement \u00e0 la fin\u2026qui mangera qui ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mes connaissances en zoologie sont tr\u00e8s modestes mais je m&#8217;honore malgr\u00e9 tout de poss\u00e9der quelques compr\u00e9hensions animali\u00e8res L&#8217;ours, le tigre et le petit cochon. L&#8217;ours est un animal souvent mal lun\u00e9, grognon car pendant son sommeil, le monde a tellement &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/?p=10126\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30],"tags":[97],"class_list":["post-10126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-peintures-dessins","tag-peinture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p23bL2-2Dk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10126"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10134,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10126\/revisions\/10134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humericbox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}